Just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
Just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
They came for the weiners and you'll stay for the commitment. And hereeeeee they are!
Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cassie! (Pronouced Casey, better to just let you know now, before you do what her previous boyfriend did and call her by the wrong name 4 months in)