Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cassie! (Pronouced Casey, better to just let you know now, before you do what her previous boyfriend did and call her by the wrong name 4 months in)

Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from  the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on, Give it up for Claire!